Massive fail...AGAIN...

Yep I know I failed again. When I decided to reenter the blogging world I knew that I was extremely busy but I was confident that I would be updating a ton more. Well life went from busy to insane and sadly blogging is what got pushed all the way to the back burner. I am in no ways giving it up this time though. I really want to keep going but I may just not be able to update daily as I first thought.

So what has been going on since the last post, well we had my Grandmas 90th Birthday surprise and it was fun. Lots of family and good food. I was right in my prediction that Oops and I would pull an all nighter on the Friday before. My ass even ended up napping with Izzy at the party and falling asleep with her early. What can I say I am a Mom and when a chance comes up for me to sleep I take it even if I really don't want to.

Work has been the same drama but for some reason this past week was worse than normal. Lots of yelling employees that don't understand the simplest of directions but what can you do. Once they yell for a couple of minutes they deflate and you just re-explain all the crap again and eventually they get it or you pass off the call to someone else.

The cousin Chedder graduated on Thursday! Uber excited for him and proud. That kid went through a lot and got through school. That was on Thursday June 9th. Which coincidentally was the day that I had originally set up my tattoo for.Well thankfully timing worked out and I was able to switch it to Friday. This is not my first but by far my biggest tattoo. It is going to take multiple sessions and more than likely wont be complete until middle to end of July. If I heal faster than I will push for the sessions to be closer together.

Little Man had his last day of kindergarten and I am not afraid to admit that I teared up a little. It is crazy how fast they grow up. Hell any day Rugrat might start crawling and as much as that fact excites me it also terrifies me. As of right now I am done having kids so to know that the last one is now 8months old is a little bittersweet. Well I know I promised funny stories and I swear normally I am a lot more insane but life has just been too busy lately. I must run now, my home is a disaster area and must be cleaned. I say that in all seriousness though, each room has been bombed apparently. So later all and I depart with a picture of the newest tattoo...

I swear I'm not dead...

Well damn I feel like a douchette right now. It has been over a week since the last blog post. I swore that this time around I wouldn't do that. In my defense however, this chick has been BUSY. No joke it has been constant running around and doing crap.

My Grandmas 90th birthday is coming up next week, June 9th, and Unc had decided a while ago to plan a surprise birthday party. Well the creative members of the family would be Oops and myself so guess who has stepped up and been planning their asses off for the last month. Yep that would be our two genius selves.

Its not like we both have nothing to do, on her end she is going through the deployment of Army Man and all that entails plus her school crap, then you have my end which involves being a full time single mommy, full time worker, and add in my school crap and damn I don't think either one of us has been to bed before 1a.m in the last two weeks. If my predictions are correct tonight will be an all nighter or if we are lucky we will get a couple of hours of sleep. We still have to make the food that we are responsible for, a cake and cupcakes, t-shirts, and road signs.

Oh and try to get to the gym every night for at least an hour, can't forget that. This is mainly my fault. I went a little tattoo crazy recently, went from zero to five in about a month, and the last two were both on my feet so no tennis shoes for a total of three weeks. That three weeks was up a week ago and I have been busting my backside as much as I can. I go in next Thursday to start my back piece that will keep me out of the gym for at least five days. This will be multiple sessions so I for sure have to plan my life down to the minute for the next month and a half or so.

I swear normally I would have a crap ton of insanity to write about but with everything going on lately I haven't been able to venture out and just let loose. This weekend I will be around a ton of extended family so I am positive that craziness will ensue. Not to mention that I have a babysitter for a couple hours Saturday night so hello bar and Buckhunter! I will leave you with this lovely quote that happened to spew out of my unfiltered mouth last night "I love my pole and always want to be close to it". Yep I have said worse but this was the most recent.